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And what should draw me out of my blogging slumber?

EARTHQUAKE ON THE EAST COAST!!!!! OH GOD!!!

Actually, it’s the people making fun of the people on the east coast that shook me awake. Ha, ha…shook. Are we really going there? Yes.
Okay west coasties listen up. Yes, continue to mock our eastern friends as you sit on one of the LARGEST faults in the country. This is like dancing gleefully under a giant hornets nest and laughing at someone who just got stung by a bee. Sure the east coast may be going a little overboard with this tremor…if it were a bee sting they’ve already jabbed themselves with the epi pen and called 911…but come on, they so rarely get earthquakes this is like an elvis sighting…might as well let them have their moment of fascination mingled with panic. I just ask that we stop tempting the wrath of the earthquake gods.

And on to other news…

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